By this, we mean cats doing unexplainable things. Things that eventually wind up on What’s Wrong With Your Cat?, a subreddit that’s all about that what the heck are you doing, Mr. Cat? lifestyle. And cats have been doing weird things for so long (and humans have been documenting it accordingly) that we were encouraged to come out with a best of listicle. So enjoy! In the meantime, 728,000 members approve of the chaos. Cats make great companions. If you take care of them, they will take care of you. They will snuggle with you, play with you, and greet you when you come back home after a hard day’s work. They will soothe and entertain you. And they will do a good job of it, too. “Have you ever met a toddler with a severe attitude problem? You know those parents who look frazzled in a supermarket? The ones trying to keep it together, who look like they’ve died a little on the inside and have truly lost the will to live, as they stand patiently waiting whilst their toddler from hell has the world’s biggest tantrum in the middle of the supermarket because they wouldn’t let them eat the washing tablets and is now in the process of a full on snot, tears and carnage rampage that would impress even Godzilla? Yeah. It’s like that.” Kuromi had ample negative experiences with Newton—from the little guy vomiting on someone or their belongings, dragging something that’s still alive into the house while guests are over or deciding to make a natural fertilizer of a statement on someone’s flower bed not 6 feet away from the owner. Newton could be really nice at times, and even happy. Sure, it was usually when the critter wanted something, but Kuromi cherished those moments of affection and softness for they did not know how long it would last before the next. And while Kuromi’s work is pure satire, it’s based on real events—events that were still pleasant. Over 15 years of them, in fact. But if that’s not your forte, then maybe the comment section below will be? Share your takes, stories or anything that’s related to cats in the comment section below! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Please use high-res photos without watermarks Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB.